This is the multi-fandom and general life blog of a 26-year-old asexual Canadian bibliophile.
Once I tried to keep track of all the fandoms I can/will blog about at the drop of a hat, but there were too many so I gave up. Sorry.
I'm also enamoured of food, puns, history, photography, and adorable animals.
Feel free to talk to me either here on tumblr, or on skype, where I am brillig_and (let me know who you are first if you want to add me on skype though)
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
Neil Gaiman- Fahrenheit 451 Introduction (via dortheaisles)
“LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering
to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young